
"Eh Imee, Imee, this one sounds like you"
"What?""Today I saw a white dove sitting in my backyard. This was surprising, considering I live in the midwest. I got really excited and ran to go get my mom. When we came back, she informed me that this was the same ceramic dove that's been in our backyard for 4 years. MLIA."
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHA"
"NO LA I WONT DO THAT""Dont lie. Oh oh this one another one!"
"Today my roomie and I went out to walk the dog, we were walking down the street talking about how tired we were when we both got a feeling that we were missing something. after a minute or two we realized what we had forgotten: the dog was still at home. MLIA."
"I can imagine you and Shearen doing this"